I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell - May 29, 2008

The way we are setting up the living accommodations for Nils and I in Shreveport, we are going to have two four bedroom houses. One for Nils and Jeff with two open bedrooms for guests, which will be the calm, nice house.

And then there will be the party house...with me and my two assistants (with an open bedroom for guests).

Considering that we are going to spend 2.5 months in this house, and I have some money to spend, we have decided to go all out in tricking the party house out. We are currently coming up with a list of things to buy for it. Suggestions are welcome, but remember, this is a rental house, so we have to give it back like we found it:

-Kegerator (dually if we can find one)
-Full liquor bar
-additional fridge (for bottles and 40's and what not)
-half barrel charcoal barbecue (if it's not there already)
-Nintendo Wii (with Mario Kart)
-Xbox 360
-football
-ping pong table, ping pong balls (paddles optional)
-bocce set
-cornhole set
-slip and slide
-lawn darts (if we can find them)
-horse shoes
-towels. lots and lots of towels
-citronella
-stereo
-bullhorn (industrial strength)
-kiddie pool (if there is no in ground pool)
-mister (for outside)

I know we are forgetting things. Help us out.

Posted by Tucker Max at 5:13 PM